i just now remembered
i was going to replace every occurrence of “haha” with “hoho” for the holiday season, but forgot.
i forgot again, dangit
this town is like a great big dataset
just waiting to get analysed
way i dis-
like you can-
not be ex-
I recall one evening in which we went to an expensive place and purchased a table. It must have cost at least $600, because there were multiple bottles. He had been hanging around one girl quite a bit, playing his normal “game.”
At the end of the night, after the bills had been signed and he was drunk, we all walked back to his apartment. I heard multiple lines come from his mouth that were meant to seduce her, but because of his abrasive personality, his inebriation, or my presence, she easily thwarted his attempts. This continued until she left as he begged for “a kiss goodnight… or just a platonic kiss!”
He got neither.