May 2011
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i
have stopped trying to convince people to look things up for themselves, and have begun to take credit for knowing all they need to know.
side-effects may occur. consult your doctor before using google(tm).
if you would like to know something, just ask! i am your portal to an infinite void of knowledge.
there was a war last night
the mosquito launched three attacks of buzzing around my head. on the third, the evac notice was sent, and all living things around the pillow were destroyed. there were no survivors.
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trevorscovel.com →
i would like to introduce a new site, made by me. it is pretty much just a revenge site for trevor scovel. he owes me some money among other things.
search for him. you’ll find him.
tornado?
more like wohnado
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From: Jason Light To: Jack Humbert Subject: Hey
Hi um I heard that u hav a yamaha 200 bike that you baught from my cousin. Lol he told me I could have it n I guess he still sold it to u lol. I was wandering how much $$ u want for it?
From: Jack Humbert To: Jason Light Subject: Re: Hey
Haha, aw man, that stinks. Well right now, I’m really in love with the thing. I got some parts on order...
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i am mostly convinced
that people use the term “asap” to make themselves feel better about waiting until last second to ask someone something
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incident report
Paulie: How many subs have we sold over the app in the last few days? Can you text me the link where I can see?
Me: Paul, I have given you this info at least 5 times.
Paulie: Do it again and don't throw a fit. I'll save it this time.
Me: [link] i tried to make it easy to remember. you could ask nicer.
Paulie: Dude. What the heck. Calm down. I'm just messing around with you- it's you who got all on my case. Drink a beer and chill
