Purity Ring = Belispeak
a sign that reads “happy fucking birthday asshat”
when you start associating taste with it
used in a sentence: “i drank a sip of beer, and could taste the motorcycle i was just working on”
now all i want to do is cook and eat itailian food.
"i was attacked by a pool pump."
might be wondering “what is ”what is the up?’”
well. i’m not going to tell you now.
just so all the “haters” know, i have turned on anon in the ask box. i’ve always thought my self-esteem was too high.
people weren’t allowed on the internet until they were 23. think about how marginally better a place this would be.
it’s been four months since i charged it.
that either says how good my battery is and how little i use flash, or how little i use any of it.
this “blog” now has an ego. aslamp will now be “what is the up”
this message has been brought to you by whatever you’re reading it on
but that doesn’t stop me from thinking i did
steal your friend’s cereal bar. burn the wrapper and flush the remains.
lyrics are gibberish. any words you may think you hear are probably not words.
drinking until someone loves you
Isle of Pine - Once I Knew, Then I Forgot
cereal, beer, cereal, beer, beer, cereal, cereal, beer
soak your friend’s cigarettes in gasoline. he will smell them to make sure they’re ok, and get a nose bleed.
a new picture by me. coming soon.
TV Girl = Lizzy Come Back to Life
i think digital clocks are dumb
list of doubts:
but baseball is a metaphor for life and stuff
i promise it will be better than my description of it