what do you want to do with your life? eat thai food.
welcome to the bliggity-blog
on the internet
oh no i lost a follower
so now it’s down to you four. let’s keep up the good work.
i'll feeeeeeeeeel yooooooou
look someone in the eye
and scream “maybe”
what i do when i feel worthless
make tumblr posts that’s about it.
this is now a rhyme blog
where every post will rhyme. dog.
is this sustainable? nope.
to activate airplane mode
hold your check against the touchscreen
do you own a car?
well, now you don’t. cause it broke.
true dating website headlines
“looking for someone to knock-up” “want to be in a relationship physically, but dead emotionally” “seeking person to rush into things with. marriage, kids, everything” “looking for people i went to high school with” “haven’t yet realised the internet is a terrible place” “i’m just desperate for any form of human...
how to drive in the winter
put good tires on the front oversteer countersteer
bored and hungry in your apartment?
try speedcooking! put some stuff in a pan turn burner on high see what happens!
drive everyone away
"it's a blessing and a curse"
is pretty much the same as saying “there are some good things about it, and some bad things about it.” which kinda goes for the majority of things.
i have decided
to make a website about trevor scovel (again) with all the funny things i’ve done on his facebook. so watch out for that soon.
i thought we had a cat in the apartment
but then i realised it was a shoe
"love is a battlefield"
and sometimes both sides are french.
“this is beer”
if you ever caught yourself thinking
“i wonder what jack’s drinking tonight..” the answer is fat tire.
i'm excited because
if for whatever reason there is a movie with/about a young ron paul, michael fassbender could play him.
i didn't really realise
people actually say “el-oh-el”
Dad: Why are you so happy?
Me: I got a job!
Dad: No.. there's something else..
Me: What do you mean?
Dad: You were drifting through the neighborhood, weren't you.
Me: Well.. Yeah.
you know what's underrated?
asking questions. but watch out. if i don’t answer it in a timely manner, i may use it as a joke later.
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
celiaanne asked: i'm never thrown off.
i heard that
if you get throw off of a horse when riding it, you’re cool.
things i do for fun
ask people to repeat themselves in text-based communication
i just walk around the apartment with an empty bowl in my hand, trying to figure out what the heck i was doing. today is one of those days.
and now i'm out of buffalo sauce
it was sweet baby ray’s. kinda looking to try something new. any recommendations?
things i need to be happy
potatoes buffalo sauce maybe some milk during/after
dry corn flakes
saw an ad today that used
“fort-wayne” thinking about making it a thing
a short list of the sounds you'll hear in bluffton
cats copulating trains
while he couldn’t see her frustration could be heard in the ashing of her cigarette
oops. missed it.